I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT RONALD MCDONALD GETTING IN SOME TROUBLE OF LATE! MAYBE HE IS TIRING OF THE GOODIE TWO CLOWN SHOES IMAGE OF HIS AND WANTS TO LET LOOSE A LITTLE. JUST BECAUSE HE HUGS A HANDICAPPED LITTLE GIRL
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HANG HIM BY A TREE AND HAD DRAWN UNDERSIZED GENITALIA ON HIS GROIN AREA! BESIDES IT AIN'T EASY HAVING TO FILL THE SHOES OF BIG DADDY CORPORATE MCDONALDS AND THE (BUNCH OF) KROC FAMILY! SO IF HE GETS THE URGE TO LET IT HANG OUT AND WANTS TO GO OUT AND PROTEST CONTAMINATED SPERM FROM KILLER WHALES, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM AWAY IN CUFFS AND HAUL HIS ASS DOWN TO THE LOCAL JAIL? TALK ABOUT BAD RELATIONS FOR THE KIDS. I'M SURE THE PARENTS ARE PRESCRIBING PROZAC FOR THEIR LITTLE YOUNGLINGS RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYS KEEP THIS UP, THE (BUNCH OF) KROC FAMILY JUST
WELL STIFF UPPER LIP RONNIE, AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE FORCED TO CHOKE DOWN THAT HORSE MEAT THAT MCDONALD'S CALLS FOOD ANYMORE!
TO USE THEIR OWN SLOGAN...
I'M LOVIN' IT!
BAD RONALD
WITH AN EVIL SMILE ON HIS FACE DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS MOLESTATION ON HIS MIND! AND THE THANKS HE GETS FOR ALL THE GOODIE STUFF HE'S DONE? THEY KIDNAP HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF
MIGHT DIS-OWN THEIR MASCOT AND FORCE HIM TO START LIVING OUT OF A SHOPPING CART... OH LOOKS LIKE THAT ALREADY HAPPENED! BUT DON'T FRET, RONALD CAN STILL HANG OUT WITH A SLIGHTLY OLDER CROWD. HIS "BUDDING" FANS CAN STILL GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL FOR SOME ONE-ON-ONE, HAPPY, "FEEL" GOOD TIMES UNDER THE GOLDEN SHOWER OF ARCHES!
