SNEAKY THE CLOWN
THE ADVENTURES OF
DATE
HI YA' BABY!
 READY FOR OUR DATE?
WHEN
 YOU SAID YOU WERE A CLOWN OVER THE PHONE, I THOUGHT YOU MEAN'T YOU HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR!
WAIT A
 MINUTE BABY! I 
PROMISE I'LL SHOW
 YOU A GOOD TIME. IMAGINE, RIDING ALONG THE BEACH, CHAUFFEUR DRIVIN', A WARM BREEZE IN THE AIR, SIPPING ON A NICE SHOT OF JACK DANIELS... ERR-A,
  CHAMPAGNE!
END
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?
YOU'D BETTER LEAVE NOW!
WELL, 
ALRIGHT! I GUESS THAT DOES SOUND KINDA NICE! WAIT HERE, I'LL GET MY
 COAT!
CLIMB IN TOOTS!
OMG!...
YEAH!
HI YA' BABY!
 READY FOR OUR DATE?
WAIT A
 MINUTE BABY! I 
PROMISE I'LL SHOW
 YOU A GOOD TIME. IMAGINE, RIDING ALONG THE BEACH, CHAUFFEUR DRIVIN', A WARM BREEZE IN THE AIR, SIPPING ON A NICE SHOT OF JACK DANIELS... ERR-A,
  CHAMPAGNE!
YEAH!
CLIMB IN TOOTS!