FRIGHT FAIR... DONE!
2014
2013
THE FACTORY JOB FOR THE FELLAS!A CREEPYING AND A SCARYING WE SHALL GO-ITH!BUSINESS HAS BEEN A LITTLE SLOW... NEXT!PLEASE DON'T LET SCARY GET BEHIND A WHEEL!I'M GETTING MY CHOMPERS READY!I DON'T LIKE WHEN PATIENTS TALK TOO MUCH DURING SURGERY!BRIDGING THE SCARE GAP!HONKITY HONK!RUN GIRLS RUN!TOO MUCH SURGICAL GAS WE THINK!OH, OH, HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!CAMOCLOWN!WE AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL!'UM, THAT CURTAIN DOESN'T LOOK SAFE!YOU COMIN' DOC? WE GOT PEOPLE TO KILL!AND KILLING I SHALL!NOW DON'T GET MISTY ON ME!SURGERY IS OVER SO HAUL THE PATIENT AWAY CREEPY! NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE IS THINKING!IF THE HORN DOESN'T GET YOU, HIS TEETH WILL!OOPS, LOOKS LIKE A PUMPKINCIDENT!OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN!JUST HOLD STILL WHILE THE DOCTOR RELAXES YOU!THIS IS NOT THE WAY OUT!
2012
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO IN THERE?ALREADY READYTHE DOCTOR HAS ARRIVEDSTRUTTIN FOR TROUBLETHIS WAY IS SAFEPOUNCEYES HE IS STILL THEREBEST NOT TO MESS WITH HIM
2011
FACTORY OF SCARY NIGHTMARESBIG DOC SAYS WAIT HEREALIVE ALIVEHONESTLY, I DON'T BITETHE BOYS ARE READYHERE HE COMES AGAINHEADSPIN THERAPYCAGED CLOWNI HATE CLOWNS...DUH!HELLO!MALPRACTICE QUARTERSHOW NOW SCARED COWSERVE 'UM UPGOT A HEADACHE YET?KNIVES ARE QUIETPLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC CLOWNBOYWAITING...SURGERY ROOMBADCLOWN PUPPETSTROBE ROOM NIGHTMAREMORE BODIES PLEASELOOKING FOR SNACKSSOMETHING'S MOVING UP THERENO SMOKING IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICEYESTERDAY'S LEFTOVERS IS TODAY'S BADCLOWN TREATWICKEDOH NO, NOT AGAINKNIFE KNOWING YOUNOOOWHERE TO RUNWILD...
2010
BADCLOWN READYTHE CLOWN DOCTOR IS READY FOR SURGERYCREEPY IS READY FOR THE MAIN EVENTPRY THAT CLOWN OFF THE FENCETHE NEW INSANE REACTIONOH DEERE, SCARY IS BEHIND THE WHEELREADY TO POUNCESCARE AND SCARE ALIKEYOUR KID AIN'T SAFE PALGET PAST US YOU MAY THEN LEAVEAHHHHHHH, NO BRAKESCLOWN AMBUSEGIRLS MAY I JOIN YOU?WAIT THEY GET A LOAD OF MEOKAY LINE UP FOR THE LATEST KIDDIE RIDEGARGO BETWEEN SURGERIESTHE WRATH OF CLOWN MAY COME DOWN ABOVE YOU(CLOWN) DOODIE CALLSLAST YEAR'S VICTIM STILL HERE I SEESEARCHING FOR MORE PATIENTSTHAT AINT REAL...IS IT?SCARY POP OUTOOPS WRONG TURNIT MAY BE DARK BUT STEP RIGHT THIS WAY
BADLCLOWN AT FRIGHTFAIR YEAR-BY-YEAR
AFTER THE UNTIMELY DEMISE OF THE SPOOKYHOUSE HAUNTED THEME PARK IN 2009, SOME OF THE BADCLOWNS CONSULTED WITH FRIEND AND FRIGHT FAIR FOREMAN MICHAEL K. AND A DEAL WAS STRUCK. NOT MISSING A BEAT, THEY TRANSGRESSED OVER TO THE HARVEST FESTIVAL AND FRIGHT FAIR SCREAM PARK IN WOODLAND HILLS, CA. ONE OF THE LARGEST INDEPENDENT ATTRACTIONS IN ALL OF CALIFORNIA. CREEPY CLOWN, DR. GARGO, AND THE SCARY CLOWN BECAME ANNUAL STAPLES THERE, RAISING HAVOC AMONGST BONE-CHILLING DELIGHTS SUCH AS THE CREATURES OF THE CORN, INSANE REACTION, AND THE IMPOSING FACTORY OF NIGHTMARES HAUNTED HOUSE. STARTING IN 2010, THE INFAMOUS BADCLOWN CLAN APPEARED FOR HALF A DECADE, PERFORMING RIGHT UP TO THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL OF THE FAMOUS SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA HALLOWEEN ATTRACTION, FRIGHT FAIR!