ORWALD
ORWALD
NOTHING LIKE VONS-BRAND COGNAC!
THOSE MOUTHS COULD HOLD MIGHTY BIG CIGARS!
NO CUBAN MISSLE CRISIS HERE!
CLOWN BROTHER FROM A DIFFERENT MOTHER!
VITAL STATS
HGT: 6'1" WGT: 235
EYES: BEADY AND LAZY
HAIR: LONG, ORANGE,
TATTERED, AND SMOKEY
TEETH: ONLY BIG RED LIPS FOR MUNCHING ON STOGIES
DEMEANOR: LAZY, GROUCHY, JUST GIVE HIM A CIGAR, SOME COGNAC, THEN HE'S HAPPY
WHERE'S YOUR SMOKES FOOL?
ORWALD RELUNCTANTLY JOINS BADCLOWN, AS THIS LAZY CLOWN WOULD RATHER HANG OUT AT AMUSEMENT PARKS AND BALLFIELDS. THEY ARE THE BEST LOCATIONS TO FIND DISCARDED CIGARS. HE CAN ALSO BE SEEN BEHIND SUPERMARKETS LOOKING FOR DEFECTIVE LIQUOR BOTTLES IN THE TRASH.
ORWALD HEAVEN - MONSTER STOGIE!