SNEAKY DRUNKEN NON-ACTION FIGURE

*OUTDOOR MODEL WILL NOT ACTIVATE UNTIL BUZZ WEARS OFF, EVEN IF MADE WET BY SPRINKLERS OR TINKLED ON BY NEIGHBORING PETS!

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INDOOR MODEL "A"

OUTDOOR MODEL "B"

*ALCOHOL ACCESSORIES NOT INCLUDED, SO BE SURE TO ASK PARENTS FOR PERMISSION FOR USE OF THEIR LIQUOR CABINET (ONLY IF LOCKED) AS THE PERFECT ACCOMPANYING PROP FOR YOUR FIGURE!

*GUARANTEED TO REMAIN NON-ACTIVE AS LONG AS MOVEABLE MOUTH IS OPENED AND FREQUENTLY REFILLED WITH 80 PROOF LIQUID!

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