WHILE BADCLOWN PROPRIETOR SNEAKY THE CLOWN VENTURED TO PENNSYLVANIA ON A QUEST TO LAND SOME BOOKLEGGED MACALLAN SINGLE MALT SCOTCH, HE TOOK SOME MISGUIDED ADVICE FROM PHILADELPHIA'S OWN LANKY THE CLOWN INTO MAKING AN APPEARANCE AT THE NOTORIOUSLY RENOWNED EASTERN STATE PENITENTIARY AND IT'S ANNUAL FALL CLASSIC "TERROR BEHIND THE WALLS". WELL LONG STORY SHORT, THE ONLY ONE IN TERROR WAS SNEAKY. NOT ONE TO SHY FROM THE UNDERBELLYING OF SOCIETY, SNEAKY MADE HIS ONLY DEBUT AND EXIT ALTOGETHER, AS EASTERN STATE PENITENTIARY PROVED TO BE ONE OF THE CREEPIEST PLACES ON EARTH! ...EVEN FOR BADCLOWN!