BADCLOWN CAR
BADCLOWN CAR
ONCE UPON A TIME, SNEAKY THE CLOWN SAT DOWN WITH HIS BADCLOWN DEGENERATES AND DISCUSSED THE NEED FOR AN UNOFFICIAL MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WHEN CLOWNIVANTING THE TOWN.
THINKING ECONOMICALLY (MEANING ALMOST FREE) THE CLOWNS CAME UP WITH A 1980'S MODEL TOYOTA COROLLA FROM THE LOCAL CLOWN YARD. THEN ADD VARIOUS FLAMBOYANT PAINT, SOME MUCH CONTESTED MANUAL LABOR, AND ONE BADCLOWN CHERRY ON TOP, AND THE CLOWN CAR TOOK TO THE STREETS. GRANTED THE BADCLOWN VEHICLE WAS ALWAYS A WORK IN PROGRESS, UNFORTUNATELY IT EVENTUALLY RAN ITS COURSE (MEANING INTO THE GROUND). SNEAKY WAS NEVER ABLE TO ADD THAT REFRIGERATED BAR, BUT DID STORE AMPLE PAIRS OF STOLEN, USED GIRL'S PANTIES FROM THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL. WE CERTAINLY MISS THE GREAT TIMES WE HAD HONKIN' AROUND TOWN!
CHADWICK GETTING READY FOR THE WINDBLOWN LOOK!
WHAT DID CREEPY GET US INTO?
OKAY THIS MIGHT WORK OUT...
HOW THE HELL IS HE GONNA HANG ON UP THERE!
COME OUT COME OUT...
WAAAAY TOO MUCH EFFORT BY THE SNEAKSTER!
LOGO READY TO GOGO!
DON'T TRUST WHAT YOU READ!
THE BADCLOWN CAR IS READY TO BLOW!
HANG ON CHADWICK, GONNA GET THIS BABY UP TO 30!
ONWARD... IT'S TIME FOR A BADCLOWN ROADTRIP!
THIS THING DRINKS MORE THAN ME!
MAKE WAY, LIQUOR STORE UP AHEAD!
PHYSICAL LABOR? WHAT THE F---!
TIME TO FILL "MY" GAS TANK... YEAH!
STYLIN' AT THE CINEMA!
NOT ANYONE'S IDEA OF CURB APPEAL!
BOYS GETTING READY TO TAKE HER FOR A SPIN!
FEELING LIKE HOME AT SH CHATSWORTH!
WE THINK WE BAD...
NOW NOW, JUST FORTY WINKS AND I'LL BE OKAY!
HANDICAP PARKING!
THOSE SPOOKYHOUSE CLOWNS!
DUSTY, PAST ITS PRIME, WITH ASSORTED DENTS, PLUS THE SPACE IT STAYED IN WAS OVERDUE ITS RENT!
BYE BYE TO AN END OF AN ERA...
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