SNEAKY JUST BEING SNEAKY
THE SNEAKSTER IS NOT SURE WHY HIS GOOD INTENTIONS FOR ALL, & GENERALLY POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE OFTEN GO MISUNDERSTOOD. MAYBE IT'S THE NAME, THE OUTFIT, OR IT COULD HIS FONDNESS FOR ADULT BEVERAGES, BUT SNEAKY WANTS ALL TO KNOW THAT SHOULD NOT SWAY THOSE FROM HIS THOUGHTFUL DEEDS. SOME SAY WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS... RIGHT? WELL, 'UM... NEVERMIND! 
SNEAKY ENJOYS READING IN HIS STUDY. HE ALSO BELIEVES THAT LARGE PAPER BACK BOOKS MAKE THE BEST BOOKMARKERS!
EVER THE NATURALIST, SNEAKY RESPECTS, AND EVEN EMBRACES THE RIGHTS OF THOSE THAT EXPRESS THE FREEDOM OF A CLOTHING OPTIONAL ENVIRONMENT!
SNEAKY LOVES TO DEVOTE HIS EXTRA TIME GIVING TO CHARITABLE EVENTS... ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT BENEFIT YOUNG CHILDREN. AS YOU CAN SEE BY SNEAKY'S WELL THOUGHT INTENTIONS, HE IS BOUND TO HAVE SOMETHING IRRESISTABLE THAT WILL "CATCH" EVERY CHILD'S EYE!
SNEAKY KNOWS BRUSHING IS SO IMPORTANT FOR YOUNG CHILDREN. AND JUST AS IMPORTANT AND VITAL IS USING A MOUTHWASH AFTER BRUSHING. IF SHORTSIGHTEDNESS REARS ITS HEAD, SNEAKY SUGGESTS WASHING DOWN WITH THE CLOSEST CLEAR LIQUID AVAILABLE!
KNOWING THAT MANY RUNNERS OF THE L.A. MARATHON WOULD BE HIGH ON SUGAR AFTER CONSUMING SODAS AND FRUIT JUICE DURING THE RACE, SO THE EVER THOUGHTFUL SNEAKY KNEW THAT THE BEST WAY TO COUNTER BALANCE THIS WOULD BE TO OFFER RUNNERS BEVERAGES CONTAINING HOPS AND GRAINS, KNOWN FOR THERE CALMING EFFECT ON MOST INDIVIDUALS!
ALWAYS THE FRIENDLY ONE, SNEAKY ROUTINELY EXTENDS HIS HAND TO SHAKE THAT OF OTHERS. UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRICTION OF CLOWN GLOVES, ARTICLES ON WRISTS OF OTHERS (SUCH AS WATCHES AND JEWELRY) CAN SOMETIMES BECOME SNAGGED AND END UP IN SNEAKY'S POSSESSION.
SNEAKY IS AWARE THAT KIDS HAVE DIFFICULTIES STAYING HYDRATED.THAT IS WHY HE ENJOYS CONCOCTING HELPFUL DRINKS FOR THEM WHEN THE WEATHER GETS HOT. ALL HEALTHY FRUIT JUICES ARE APPROPRIATE  BLENDS WITH ANY CLEAR LIQUIDS FROM LITTLE BOTTLES FOUND AROUND THE HOUSE (USUALLY LOCKED AWAY BY ADULTS)!
SNEAKY GETS REAL SENTIMENTAL AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SNEAKY'S VALENTINE? JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART...AND BLINDS!