CREEPY CLOWN PUTS THE CREEP IN CREEPY. LONG, LEAN, WITH A SET OF CHOMPERS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY'D TEAR THRU ALUMINUM. CAREFUL, OR CREEPY MIGHT LULL YOU INTO A EUPHORIC STATE. HE SEEMS TIMID ENOUGH, BUT DON'T LET HIS SLOW STARE HAVE YOU FOOLED. YOU'LL WIND UP ON THE SHORT END TRYING TO EVADE HIS CRANE-LIKE SCAMPER!
WHAT'S IN HIS HANDS?
VITAL STATS
HGT: 6' 6"
WGT: 174 LBS.
EYES: YELLOW & ORANGE
HAIR: BRIGHT RED WITH BALDING TOP
TEETH: LONG & YELLOW
DEMEANOR: CREEPY STARES

CREEPY SAYS COME ON IN...
THE CREEPY CLOWN STARE DOWN
OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE!
CREEPY CLOWN
NOW SERVING! NEXT?
MIST OF MADNESS!
Look for Creepy Clown at various Southern California haunted attractions!
WHAT'S HE DOING?
NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID!
TONIGHT, HE STANDS ALONE!