CRIMO THE CLOWN IS BADCLOWN'S OFFICIAL ADVISOR OF NIGHT TIME ACTIVITIES. THIS CERTIFIED CLEPO HAS GUARANTEED TO SLITHER HIS WAY INTO FINANCIAL FREEDOM THROUGH HIS TWILIGHT REGIMEN SYSTEM! CRIMO IS NEVER ONE TO SHY AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE AND HE LOVES TO "ENTER"TAIN... AT YOUR PLACE OF COURSE!

CHAIRMAN OF THE GLASS!

VITAL STATS

HGT: 5' 8"

WGT: 160 LBS.

EYES: RED & SHIFTY

HAIR: BALD W/ GOLD STOCKING CAP

TEETH: BIG & TARTERED

DEMEANOR: SLITHERY & SLINKY

CRIMO LOVES TO BRING HIS "SPECIALTY BAG" WHEN HE GOES ON A SHOPPING SPREE!

OKAY NICE DUDS AND ALL, BUT NOW GET THRU THIS DOOR AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY!

CRIMO THE CLOWN

I'LL BE DONE IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES!