EDWYN LUDWICK WILL APPEAR WHEREVER A SALE CAN BE MADE, NOW CONCENTRATING HIS EFFORTS THROUGHOUT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.
LOOK FOR LUDWICK ON THE BADCLOWN FACEBOOK PAGE:
HUH? WHO?
LET'S GET ACQUAINTED!
YOU HAVE MY GUARANTEE YOU'LL OWN SOMETHING!
CAN HE BE TRUSTED?
CARE FOR A REFRESHER? THAT'LL BE TWO BUCKS!
DON'T COUNT ON IT!
WELCOME TO MY SOON-TO-BE OPENING DEALERSHIP. SIGN UP NOW WITH HALF DOWN FOR THE BEST DEALS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE!
PORTRAIT OF A SALESMAN? ...OR A THIEF!
STEP RIGHT UP!
GOTTA ALWAYS USE THAT NOGGIN
MY TICKETS ARE CHEAPER!
You ain't foolin' no one!
FOR MANY YEARS EDWYN LUDWICK DISPLAYED HIS UNIQUE TALENTS THROUGHOUT THE RURAL SOUTH AND AMONG THE TRAVELING SIDESHOWS OF THE MIDWEST. THERE LUDWICK CRAFTED HIS ABILITY TO REEL YOU IN, DEALING AND BARTERING, ULTIMATELY MAKING THE ALL IMPORTANT SALE. CAREFUL WHAT YOU BUY, IT MIGHT MAKE YOU MORE THAN CRY. TALL TALES ASIDE, LUDWICK CLAIMS TO HAVE INSPIRED ALL, INCLUDING VIRTUAL CHARACTERS FOR MODERN DAY, LAZY, GAMERS TO BOTH FEAR AND ADMIRE. HIS INTENTIONS MAY NOT ALWAYS BE FORTRIGHT, BUT HIS RELENTING EFFORTS ARE DEFINITELY APPRECIATED AMONG THE BADCLOWN FAMILY.
FOR MANY YEARS EDWYN LUDWICK DISPLAYED HIS UNIQUE TALENTS THROUGHOUT THE RURAL SOUTH AND AMONG THE TRAVELING SIDESHOWS OF THE MIDWEST. THERE LUDWICK CRAFTED HIS ABILITY TO REEL YOU IN, DEALING AND BARTERING, ULTIMATELY MAKING THE ALL IMPORTANT SALE. CAREFUL WHAT YOU BUY, IT MIGHT MAKE YOU MORE THAN CRY. TALL TALES ASIDE, LUDWICK CLAIMS TO HAVE INSPIRED ALL, INCLUDING VIRTUAL CHARACTERS FOR MODERN DAY, LAZY, GAMERS TO BOTH FEAR AND ADMIRE. HIS INTENTIONS MAY NOT ALWAYS BE FORTRIGHT, BUT HIS RELENTING EFFORTS ARE DEFINITELY APPRECIATED AMONG THE BADCLOWN FAMILY.
VITAL STATS:
VITAL STATS:
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 245 lbs.
EYES: Beady & Shifty
HAIR: Aging Gray & Frazzled
TEETH: Just a deceiving smile
DEMEANOR: 
Proprietary yet predatory, Gotta run for that money & get that sale!
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 245 lbs.
EYES: Beady & Shifty
HAIR: Aging Gray & Frazzled
TEETH: Just a deceiving smile
DEMEANOR: 
Proprietary yet predatory, Gotta run for that money & get that sale!