VITAL STATS
HGT: 6' 3"
WGT: 235 LB. 
EYES: BLOOD SHOT
HAIR: GREEN AFRO
TEETH: BUCKED & GAPPED
DEMEANOR: SNEAKY, RAUNCHY, OPPORTUNISTIC, INTOXICATED, AND LUSTFUL. 
SNEAKY THE CLOWN CAN BE SEEN AT HAUNTED HOUSE VENUES ACROSS THE COUNTRY
SNEAKY THE CLOWN, RING LEADER OF BADCLOWN, FIRST APPEARED ON THE SCENE FROM UNKNOWN OBSCURITY DILLY-DALLYING AT CHILDREN'S PARTIES. LASHING OUT, HE MADE HIS INFAMOUS DEBUT AT HAUNTED HOUSE VENUES IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. FEELING THE "URGE" TO GROW, SNEAKY NOW INCLUDES UNEVENTFUL APPEARANCES AT GRAND OPENINGS, REST STOPS, AND THE OCCASIONAL COMEDY CLUB...IF HE PAYS THEM ENOUGH! A CROSS BETWEEN SINISTER AND SENSITIVE, RAUNCHY, YET CHILDLIKE, SNEAKY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY. DON'T EXPECT ANY BALLOONS FROM THIS CLOWN, HE'LL UNZIP AND PULL ONE OUT READY TO BLOW! 
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CONTACT SNEAKY THROUGH THESE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES:
"I am a stud!"
Best of both worlds!
Classy!
ACHOOO!
"Wonder if they'll know I filled this with beer?"
Take it to the big top in the Skyy!
Absolutely intoxicated!
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A little D&D ...drinking but not driving!
SNEAKY PHOTO GALLERY
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