I AM A STUD!

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!

VITAL STATS

HGT: 6' 3"

WGT: 220 LB.

EYES: BLOOD SHOT

HAIR: GREEN AFRO

TEETH: BUCKED & GAPPED

DEMEANOR: SNEAKY, RAUNCHY, OPPORTUNISTIC, INTOXICATED, AND LUSTFUL.

SNEAKY THE CLOWN

CLASSY!

ANGRY!

SNEEZY!

WONDER IF THEY'LL KNOW I FILLED THIS WITH BEER?!

SNEAKY THE CLOWN CAN BE SEEN AT HAUNTED HOUSE VENUES ACROSS THE COUNTRY

SNEAKY THE CLOWN, RING LEADER OF BADCLOWN, FIRST APPEARED ON THE SCENE FROM UNKNOWN OBSCURITY DILLY-DALLYING AT CHILDREN'S PARTIES. LASHING OUT, HE MADE HIS INFAMOUS DEBUT AT HAUNTED HOUSE VENUES IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. FEELING THE "URGE" TO GROW, SNEAKY NOW INCLUDES UNEVENTFUL APPEARANCES AT GRAND OPENINGS, REST STOPS, AND THE OCCASIONAL COMEDY CLUB...IF HE PAYS THEM ENOUGH! A CROSS BETWEEN SINISTER AND SENSITIVE, RAUNCHY, YET CHILDLIKE, SNEAKY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY. DON'T EXPECT ANY BALLOONS FROM THIS CLOWN, HE'LL UNZIP AND PULL ONE OUT READY TO BLOW!

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ABSOLUTELY INTOXICATED!

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